Quote(s) of the Day

From the backseat of the car as we were on our way home from taking Booger Head to get his second flu shot...


"Hey Mom! Why did the banana cross the road?"

"I dunno Ralph. Why?"

"To do the Hula, Hula!"

Ummmm...okay. "I see."

"Why aren't you laughing Mom? It was funny!"


At the table eating a doughnut for something special with a side of applesauce for lunch when the UPS man drops off a package and rings the doorbell...

*gasp* "Hey Ralph! Did we get a box? I think that was a box!"

"Boxes can't ding the door Mom."

"You're right man. My bad."