Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Knowing Is Half The Battle. The Other Half Is Vomit.

I am so grateful to the school library for stocking this book AND for letting my seven year old check it out today.


If I had died without knowing an opposum craps all over itself when it plays dead, or that horned lizards shoot blood from their eyes when they are scared, I would have cried for all eternity.


Oh good. It's a series. Thank heaven. Let the learning continue.

3 comments:

jennykate77 said...

This is hilarious. So something my 7 year old would want to check out!

Sami said...

Nice choice, Stinky! Way to test your mom's gag reflex!

The Crookston Fam said...

Oh gross. A whole series? There was some other series like that (but about humans) when I was in elementary and my teacher would read it out loud to us. I would cover my ears sometimes. :P